Gentlemens Emporium, I cannot express me gratitude in finding your shoppe on the interwebs. As an international jewel thief, it's imperative to have first rate disguises at the ready and who would suspect a woman as beautiful as Countess Von Drake to be disquised as a mysterious man in a mustache and bowler could possibly have the crown jewels hidden in his waistcoat? Yes, thanks to you, and your clever mustache, I will have champagne bubbles tickling my nose by the Riveria tonight! Wahhhhhh haaa haaa! Au revoir!
Possibly written by the international jewel thief
Villianna Ratsworth
Aka: Countess Von Drake
Aka: mysterious mustached man in bowler
Aka: ???